December 2011
52 posts
“What a minute, nice boys don’t kiss like that.”
“Oh yes they...”
– Bridget Dones and Mark Darcy
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“I can say that I think I’m single because I’m pretty picky & skeptical about relationships.
I’ve put a lot of thought into this, because I’ve become this kind of non-relationship girl and a few years back I wouldn’t have predicted it. But looking back I do see the signs. Mainly I think it has something to do with the fact that I’ve never had relationships, so to me, being single...
Kissing someone and thinking about how you’re totally going to FB creep later
“Think back and replay your year; if it doesn’t bring you tears of either joy or...”
– Ally McBeal (via julie911)
“talking about virginity is so annoying to me, and here’s why- firstly it’s used...”
– mutualaddiction responding to an ask saying she was hot because she was a virgin (via babrahamlincoln)
THIS. ALL THE THIS.
(via boopabelle)
Love, love, love this. So true about people jumping to provide their opinions. The only thing I’ve noticed, is that especially in college some guys...
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In second grade I had an art project that was a paper mâché pig soccer player….
Her name was Mia Ham. Instead of Hamm.
#AnimalPunQueen
In the same vein of my last post, there’s Tupac Shapurr (someone at school came up with this) and Ralph Felines (from yours truly)
These are way too funny
Jack Keroucat
Leopardo Dicatrio
Nelly Purrtado
Pawl Walker
John Cougar Melloncat
Hillary Muff
Feline Dion
Celine Lion
Tiger Woods
Tony Meowtana
Cat King Cole
Elvis Pussy
The Great Catsby
Cat Stevens
Pawcrates
P. Kitty
Quentin Tabbytino
Cat Damon
Catty Chan
Kitty Hawk
Liz Shorthair
Meow Lin
Jordan Catstro
Mallory Kitten
Marie Catoway
Yao Minx
Will Feral
Guicci Mane
...
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“What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate...”
– Gloria Steinem (via loveyourchaos)
This. This is, like it or not, totally true. Hilarious, stunning, and mindblowingly true.
Maybe one day there will be gender equality. But not yet.
(via ckburch)
Huh.
And yes.
(via picturesinhismind)
This made me giggle…
(via hiccupingduck)
this is very...
“The only way her heart will mend is when she learns to love again.”
– (via elizachris)
There’s something destructive about staying in the same place too long
Physical closeness ≠ intimacy
Must remember, must remember, must remember
Date A Girl Who Reads by Rosemarie Urquico
littlemissdorkette:
(In Response to Charles Warnke’s You Should Date An Illiterate Girl.)
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does...
“You have so much inside you, and the noblest happiness of all. Don’t just wait...”
– Albert Camus, A Happy Death (via universalugly)
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Catchphrase of the night
My best friends are better than your best friends
annaeliz:
i don’t want to see you anymore, is what i should have said.
but instead,
you are terrible for me, but i, well, i would be great for you.
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Sometimes I just go through my old likes, and I want so desperately to like them again.
God, I have great taste.
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“Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with...”
– Marcus Aurelius (via uneamesoeur)
Best Safari Plug-in
Safari Tweet. It let’s you update your twitter from the page you’re on without opening a new tab or window, and you can add the link of the page you’re on as well as shorten it
Absolutely genius
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